bowlingforsoup:

one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats

only reason this was funny is as i was reading i had my usual reading voice in my head and then i suddenly heard carrie underwood’s as soon as i started reading the rest….omg

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   I laughed at this, more than I should’ve. Lmfaooo

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