lilkimchronicles:

lil kim walks to the register of the 7-11 and sets the pack of chewing gum on the counter

“that will be 68 cents” says the cashier

she digs deep into the grocery bag she’s been using as a purse, and dishes out two quarters and a few pennies.

“sorry that is not enough”

she cockily places a signed copy of her mixtape Black Friday on the counter “will this do?” she says sarcastically as she signs it.

“no.” says the cashier

(Source: sadboy15, via phil-mitchell)

since he thinks i write pretty or whatever. So i was like doing it, and when i was reading his poem, i started laughing so fucking hard. It read :

Traffic, traffic.
Lookin’ fo my chapstic
Driving down Culebra
I see a Ford Maverick.

Tacos, tacos
Bean and cheese taco
With a side of kool-aid
And a large nacho

I was like, what the actual fuck. First of all, that first stanza was from Malibu’s Most Wanted lol. It was the funniest shit…

..and that’s all.